Funny Dieting Quotes - Diet Review Diva
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." Joe E. Lewis
"Inside
some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually
be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake." Author Unknown
"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it." Jackie Gleason
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." Jim Davis
"In
the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and
chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called
the bathroom scale." Stephen Phillips
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